• 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

• You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

• You know all of the people sleeping in your house.

• Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.

• Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

• You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

• Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.

• A $5 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

• You get out of bed in the morning even if it’s raining.

• Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

• Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

• You feed your dog Alpo instead of McDonald”s.

• You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.