is it just me or does the Easter Bunny look kinda irritated? it’s not like we brought the BB gun.

“oh I can’t touch that …its some sort of cut up breadstick!!!” *Ginger exclaims at a recent dinner out with other members of a moms club.√Ç

I reply “but why? are you allergic? or sick? you do look like a lollipop!” ( her head is the biggest part of her)√Ç “‘I√Ç can’t believe√Ç you fit into your daughter’s jeans.√Ç I mean, your daughter is 3.”

“3 and a half.√Ç I√Ç am on my weekly cleanse…and it involves only water and seaweed for the next 5 days”.√Ç

“Does that mean for 2 days you can eat pizza and chips and something covered in chocolate?”

“Hahahaha (polite lil laugh) You are so silly. Of course not.√Ç the other 2 days are dexatrim and Slimfast and maybe a small bag of Beer Nuts.”

…I am now trying to suck in the fat pocket over my kneecap as the waiter approaches”I guess I’ll have some lettuce√Ç on the side of my enchilada nacho extravaganza. better yet, could you put it a to go bag?√Ç We have a turtle. “

*names changed to protect the shallow”