Spending the holiday season in jail isn’t punishment enough? I’m told by someone in our news department that Sheriff Joe is playing Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas music for his tenants this year.

I will now suggest to everyone who calls requesting Alvin and the Chipmunks that they get caught committing a crime. Or just go visit someone who has. Oh. Um. Maybe that visitation thing isn’t such a good idea considering how few hours they allow that now. Okay. Easier to just get thrown in jail and enjoy the Chipmunks!

I bought a frozen dinner from Jimmy Buffet this morning to have for my lunch. The Margaritaville Sunset Shrimp Scampi looked really good. I’ll bet it is really good. But I can’t make it at work because we don’t have a stove-top and skillet which is the only way it’s supposed to be cooked.Who makes a frozen meal that can’t be tossed in the microwave?! Who sells those? Jimmy Buffet, I’ve got a bone to pick with you.Looks delicious, doesn’t it?

Congratulations Seth!